Mr Popadopolopalus

Mrs. Tanner: Sweetie, I'm seventy-four years old, I'm ready to go.

J.D.: Yeah, but with dialysis, you could live another...eighty or ninety years.

Mrs. Tanner: I think you're being a little irrational.

J.D.: No, I'm not.

Mrs. Tanner: Everybody dies sometime.

J.D.: No, they don't.

I gots skillz….

[via]

And you can’t hold it in anymore, so you’re like

And everyone turns around and looks at you like

I did this a lot to my best friend in school…

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?

I need it to snow….

First 27 minutes of Scrubs: Epic laughter

Last 3 minutes: Sobs